Total Medals Earned: 4,971 (From 706 different games.) Total Medal Score: 78,800 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete 6 levels
Complete 12 levels
Complete 18 Levels
Complete 24 levels
Complete 30 levels
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Easy
Thx for playing
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Big round of applause!
Medals Earned: 9/30 (45/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 2.
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy broccoli
Buy the last kebab
Medals Earned: 5/10 (200/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find third ending
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Find fourth ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 15/24 (75/120 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/245 points)
Remove 250 chips
Collect 3 jewels
Complete 5 levels
Remove 200 lianas
Remove 500 leafs
Pick up 75 time chips
Pick up 20 time runes (secret)
Complete 40 levels
Complete all levels
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/180 points)
STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS KING.